I’ve been spending way too much time watching the olympics, I guess. Every four years I say I don’t care… it’s all just politics and steroids and competing for endorsement deals and not about the game and then every four years I’m riveted to the TV watching and endless parade of exposed male flesh as hot men in Speedos with amazing bodies all dive, swim and play in the water.

Sure, men in sports gear of any kind is always fun to watch, but there’s something extra special about men who compete wearing something smaller than a baseball cap.

First we’ve got Alexandre Despatie. Apparently straight, cute as a button and a two-time Olympic Champion. Yeah, He’s French Canadian… meaning most likely uncut… and has a smile that could melt the average ice berg, but it’s that big bulging package that his speedo can barely contain that gives us sometime to jump up and down about….

According to his Wikipedia page, Despatie successfully defended his three-metre springboard title at the 2006 Commonwealth Games in Melbourne, and also won gold medals on 1m springboard and 3m synchronized with Arturo Miranda. He finished 3rd in the 10m platform.

Returning to Melbourne, this time for the 2007 World Aquatics Championships, Despatie went head to head with the best divers in the world, including the top-ranked Chinese diving team. Finishing 8th in the 10m tower event and winning silver medals in the 3m event and the 3m synchro with partner Arturo Miranda, Despatie proved that he is still one of the best divers in the world.

At the Beijing Olympics in 2008, he claimed a silver medal in the 3m springboard event and finished in 5th place in the 3m synchro event.

Next we have Troy Dumais.  Yeah, he came in fifth at the Beijing Olympics, but he came in first in the “Makes Jock Hang Out Swoon and wish to see him naked” event….

He’s 28, from Texas and probably a bit of a cock stud. He was reported to have said that there was a reason that God gave him that body, but after looking at the body in question, its’ hard to disagree with him.

The beautiful eyes, the sharp brows, the chin and that body have kept me up dreaming of getting up the courage to ask him out on a date so I could just gaze at him.

And then, of course, take him back to my place and give him the right hard man-on-man action that we’ve all imagined happening between him and his diving partner Indiana’s Mitch Richeson…

more pictures after the jump….